Saturday, August 9, 2008

Ah, the beauty of modding...

Yep. Except for one thing. (and what is that, you might ask?) I don't make good mods. :P
only those really dumb house mods. with hugenormously gigantic rooms that arent even proportionally correct to the exterior... >.< But, hey, who's counting?? Hahaha. :) So i was making this mod, _____ (which i have no idea what to call it. its called Riderville... for now...) and i DO plan to release it, but i keep adding on more every time, so it seems to never be finished. and i don't even know how to post a FILE. Yep. Shame. You know, I don't think that "pro: players of Oblivion will like my mods x]. None of them are realistic, ( like the horses have 99 speed, and 1000 health... etc) But I find them really funny. Especially the Riderville PRISoN!! HMMM.... how should I describe it? Well, theres a biiig chamber, and a couple of cells. in it is one huge Xivilai. and his only purpose is to attack adamus phillida. And since Billy, the Xivilai, has 999 health multiplier, you'd better watch who you hit. hahahhaha. BUt one day, i was cruising around my house, and all of a sudden, Billy comes o ut of the prison chamber, growling some incoherent something. (probably "ffiiindddd.... phiiillliiiddaaaaaaaaa..... fiiiiinnnnndddd..... phhhhiiiiilllliiiiddddaaaaaaaaaaa.......") And he escapes!!!!!!!!!!! :O and heads towards the portal at full speed!!! :P i chase after him, yelling, BILLY COME BACK!! But he doesn't listen... (well what do you expect?? Daedra these days...) EEk! i'm in trouble... something tells me that the guards at the arboretum aren't gonna be very happy. I chase him through the trees until we arrive in the Market District. and then he makes a beeline to a certain guard in palace armor... He looks strangely familiar... oh wait!! ITS PHILLIDA! And having such lack in AI, he hacks at billy. Poor Billy. Poor Philly. I wince as Billy sends an Immolating Blast towards PHilly. Ouch. Looks like thats gonna leave a mark... But noo, philly INSISTS on poking lil' billy with his big metal pokey thing. Now Billy's mad. Then he goes and summons a clannfear... typical, huh. THen takes some giant swings at philly. Knocks him out. Then HE GETS BACK UP and continues to hack at Billy...
This goes on for hours, until I say to myself.. " You know, Vincente Valtieri (sp?) is waiting, I just hope he's not hungry... " ANd so i sneak off to CHeydinhal, and cough my way down to the basement. And there passes one day. :(

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