The Secret Life of Doors.

When you imagine a door, do you imagine its life dull and worthless? Well think that no more, dear friend. What testimony I have, may be your last. You see, the reason why doors appear harmless and docile, is because... Are you ready? No. You cannot be... you will never believe me...and if you do... it may be too late already... THe fact is, the cruel, cold, hard fact is... Doors are out to kill you. Don't laugh. You won't be laughing... when you find yourself bleeding out of every orifice, and you have no clue why. I have scars from past skirmishes with a particular door. Every day, as I brace myself for the pain, I always think I hear a faint, maniacal cackle... And then when I push , and then quickly evade its blow, I can feel it pushing back... Odd. Am I Right? Try it yourself. ANd then When I find myself attempting to leave the Gym, a certain door always finds its way in front of my face... It is all very tragic. So dear friends, please do be careful when you approach ANY door... It may be out to get you.